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Showing posts with label Heroes and Villains. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Heroes and Villains. Show all posts

Thursday, January 7, 2016

Orphans and Inkprint

If you're reading this blog it probably isn't because I'm as entertaining as I think I am. You're probably here for either writing advice, publishing advice, or some idea of when the next Heroes and Villains book is coming out.

So let's talk about all three.

Way back in the dawn of time when dinosaurs still had skin and not feathers, I signed a contract with a small publisher called Breathless Press to publish my then stand-alone novella EVEN VILLAINS FALL IN LOVE. I was excited. I was naive. I was overly optimistic. And, although I didn't know it at the time, I was in really big trouble.

Breathless Press was newer, and some of their editors were freelance, and the editor I wound up with was a flake. I don't even remember the person's name any more. We exchanged emails once, when I sent in my first set of edits, and then there was nothing. Time passed. My publication date crept closer. Nothing.

I emailed the senior editor for advice. My main concern was that I'd been dropped without warning. Maybe the book wasn't good enough. Maybe I wasn't what they wanted in an author. Instead, it turned out my editor had quit leaving me orphaned.

Being a publishing orphan is actually very, very, painfully common. An editor leaves for a promotion or because of the demands of life, and all the authors attached to that editor are left in a very bad situation.

I got lucky. Another editor picked me up, encouraged me, and helped me brainstorm the Heroes and Villains series. Other authors aren't always so lucky. At larger houses a change of editor can often mean a book dies. Without someone to champion a series authors often find themselves without a contract, and sometimes they have trouble getting the rights to their books back.

Several years after EVEN VILLAINS FALL IN LOVE was published I found myself in another orphan situation: Breathless Press closed.

Finding a new house that wanted to take on the series mid-way through was a daunting task, and would have likely proved fruitless since any new publisher would want to see sales. Most authors find themselves in this situation at least once in their career, unless they are self-pub only. I was lucky in that I had a good contract. The rights reverted to me and I was able to buy the cover art from the artist. Other authors have had their books lost to the tangle of legal jargon.

After Heroes & Villains was orphaned I made the executive decision to not shop the series. I didn't have the time, and the Villains didn't have the sales numbers. Instead, Amy Laurens and I put a long-talked-about plan into action: we started our own press.

Inkprint Press is now home to the Heroes and Villains books and all my short stories. The new Heroes and Villains stories will be published through Inkprint, along with any new Apex War (PRIME SENSATIONS) stories, short stories, or novellas that I write.

This is the future of self-publishing: for the author to sell directly to the reader. Inkprint Press is how Amy and I are doing this.

When you buy a print book from Inkprint you get the e-copy free. If you sign up for the Inkprint Newsletter you'll receive 30% off every print title you order directly from the Inkprint website.

For those who don't want to do the math, that means that instead of paying $16 for EVEN VILLAINS FALL IN LOVE you could pay $12, and receive the $4 ebook for free. Of course, if you'd like to pay full price to support your favorite author, I won't object to that either. :)


WRITING LESSON OF THE DAY: Be flexible. Adapt to the circumstances. Don't be afraid to do your own thing. Editors come and go, but stories are forever.

Friday, November 13, 2015

Inkprint Press Official Opening Sale!

Inkprint Press has a fully functioning website at last! To celebrate, all books are on sale for 50% off RRP. The sale concludes Monday November 16 AEDT (Sunday Nov. 15 10pm EST). Additionally, whenever you buy ebooks direct from Inkprint Press, you will receive both the .mobi file and the .epub file together, at no extra cost!

Inkprint Press is a small independent publisher, publishing science fiction, science fiction romance, and fantasy for adults and young adults. At present offerings include short story collections and novellas, but plans to publish some novels are underway.

Inkprint Press’s online shop (www.inkprintpress.com/shop) sells ebooks and signed bookplates, and plans to offer print brooks (both signed and unsigned) from early next week. These print books will come with gratis copies of both the .mobi and .epub files for readers who like to carry their library with them, or to donate to a friend.

Watch out for the addition of more book-related items over the coming months!


For more information, head to www.inkprintpress.com, or sign up for the mailing list at www.inkprintpress.com/subscribe

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For those who weren't already aware of this change, Heroes and Villains lost it's press in the spring. Breathless Press closed their doors and left me without a publisher. After some debate over what to do my twin, Amy Laurens, and I joined forces to create our own press and distribution site. 

You can buy our books directly from us on Inkprint. No Amazon worries. No overhead. For us it means pure profit because these books are already ready to go. For you it means being able to get exceptional deals like EVEN VILLAINS FALL IN LOVE for 50cents.

The print editions will be going up in the next few weeks. When you buy a print book from Inkprint you'll receive the digital edition as part of the price. Print and ebook all in one nice bundle. 

Eventually we'll be offering other fun things from our shop: bookplates, mugs, and much, much more! 

Friday, November 6, 2015

Did you catch my mistake?

There's a mistake in the newsletter I sent out today. Did you catch it?

If you did, head over to my FaceBook page and leave a comment. On Monday one random winner will get a very random prize.

For those who don't like newsletters or emails, I sent out an invite to Tuesday's live chat. I hope I'll see you there!

Villains, Bad Boys, and Girls With Guns Live Chat

When: November 10th, 2015
Where: Coffee Time Romance Live Chat Site
When: 9pm EST (5pm Alaska Time)
What: Come chat with Liana Brooks about villains, bad boys, girls with guns and much, much more!
Hello, Lovely!

Tuesday night Coffee Time Romance has invited me to come chat about all the things we love. Heroes, villains, superpowers, girls with guns, bad boys, and where to stash the bodies!

I'll be sharing lines from the original chapter one of Heroes and Villains Book 4 (Maria's book), giving away gift cards and copies of books, and you'll get a sneak peek at the first chapter of CONVERGENCE POINT where you will meet Sam's new nemesis, serial killer Nialls Gant. 


Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Even Villains Play The Hero (a Heroes and Villains Collection)

We all have our favorite superhero stories – now it's the villains' turn to talk.


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Zephyr Girl broke into Dr. Charm's lab looking for the affair of the century; she found happily ever after instead. But now, seven years later, Tabitha walks away with no warning, and Evan faces the ultimate decision: world domination, or the woman he loves? With their four loveable daughters, Evan sets out to rescue his wife—and his marriage—proving that Even Villains Fall In Love.

Hunted by The Company as a rogue hero, Angela, eldest of the quads, heads to California—because Even Villains Go To The Movies. When a gang of super-powered jewel thieves hit town, Angela must choose between lying low or helping a superhero who's too hot for his own good—in more ways than one.

In Even Villains Have Interns, Angela's sister Delilah hears rumors of big-game hunters in town and a mysterious drug that everyone—including The Company—is after. Teaming up with the spooky Spirit of Chicago, she aims to take down the dealers, the mobsters, the kingpin, and The Company. The only thing that might be difficult is doing it all without falling in love...


Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Impulse Buy Book of the Week: SUPERVILLAINS ANONYMOUS by Lexie Dunne

The stakes are huge and the hero is short when Hostage Girl returns snarkier than ever in Lexie Dunne's urban superhero fantasy Supervillains Anonymous...

New superhero Gail Godwin, the one and only Hostage Girl, is in big trouble: her nemesis Chelsea is loose, her trainer Angélica is dead, and everybody thinks Gail did it. To make matters worse, Davenport Industries has thrown her into a prison that just happens to be full of the very same supervillains who used to kidnap her on an almost daily basis.

Outside, things aren't going all that great either. There's a conspiracy that runs all the way to the bedrock of the superhero community, and it's affecting everybody Gail loves. With her friends in the crosshairs, it's up to her to escape and get to the bottom of things. Subterfuge, crime-fighting, and running away from everybody you know should be a cinch, right?

Wrong. Gail faces off against hero and villain alike just to stay alive. And you know what they say about supervillains: if you can't beat them…join them.

$2.99






Lexie Dunne is a woman of many masks, all of them stored neatly in a box under her bed. By day a mild-mannered technical writer and by night an adventuress and novelist, she keeps life interesting by ignoring it and writing instead. She hails from St. Louis, home of the world’s largest croquet game piece, and SUPERVILLAINS ANONYMOUS is the follow-up to her professional debut into the world of caped crusaders, a journey that started when her father took her and her brother to see The Rocketeer.

Getting her to return a phone call is impossible. You’d have better luck sticking a Dr Pepper under a propped up box and waiting nearby, string in hand.

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Friday, June 26, 2015

Even Villains Play The Hero Cover art Reveal


Yay! Cover art! This is the cover for the print edition that will have Even Villains Fall In Love, Even Villains Go To The Movies, and Even Villains Have Interns. It's the only place EVEN VILLAINS FALL IN LOVE will be in print. The other two will be available as stand alone print editions in case you have a burning need to fill your shelf with every possible edition of my books.

This will be as thick as a normal paperback and roughly 400 pages long (formatting changes page count a little).

There are three more books planned for the series (featuring Maria, Blessing, and Gideon). All of those will have an ebook and a thin print edition. After Gideon's book is finished there will be another Heroes & Villains Collection with those books.

EVEN VILLAINS PLAY THE HERO will come out later this year. Print books take longer because there's a lag between printing and when it gets to me or Amy Laurens (my partner in crime) for proofing. Once the book is proofed and we know the margins aren't wonky it takes a few more weeks to filter out to all the markets.

We all have our favorite superhero stories – now it's the villains' turn to talk.

Zephyr Girl broke into Dr. Charm's lab looking for the affair of the century; she found happily ever after instead. But now, seven years later, Tabitha walks away with no warning, and Evan faces the ultimate decision: world domination, or the woman he loves? With their four loveable daughters, Evan sets out to rescue his wife—and his marriage—proving that Even Villains Fall In Love.

Hunted by The Company as a rogue hero, Angela, eldest of the quads, heads to California—because Even Villains Go To The Movies. When a gang of super-powered jewel thieves hit town, Angela must choose between lying low or helping a superhero who's too hot for his own good—in more ways than one.

In Even Villains Have Interns, Angela's sister Delilah hears rumors of big-game hunters in town and a mysterious drug that everyone—including The Company—is after. Teaming up with the spooky Spirit of Chicago, she aims to take down the dealers, the mobsters, the kingpin, and The Company. The only thing that might be difficult is doing it all without falling in love...

I'll post more news as we get closer to a release date, but I'm super happy to see EVEN VILLAINS FALL IN LOVE in print! It's been a long time coming. :)




Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Do the cover art dance with me!


I got cover art! It's so pretty! I got cover art! I got new books for you! Be happy!

Here's the working blurb for the HEROES AND VILLAINS Collection:

We all have our favorite superhero stories – now it's the villains' turn to talk.

When Zephyr Girl broke into Dr. Charm's lab looking for the affair of the century she found her happily ever after. Despite the odds, Tabitha and Evan carved out room for a family of their own. In Even Villains Fall In Love, Evan faces the ultimate decision: world domination, or the woman he loves? With the help of their four loveable (and mischievous) daughters, Evan sets out to rescue his wife--and his marriage.

In Even Villains Go To The Movies, Angela, eldest of the quads, is all grown up and having problems of her own. Hunted by The Company as a rogue hero, Angela heads to California to hide out. Scoring a job (or two) in Hollywood helps pay the bills, but when a gang of superpowered jewel thieves hit town Angela will have to choose between lying low or helping a superhero who's too hot for his own good, in more ways than one.

And in Even Villains Have Interns, Angela's sister Delilah is better than most at staying out of trouble--after all, she's a villain, not just a rogue. But when rumors reach her of big-game hunters coming to town and a mysterious drug that everyone--including The Company--is after, it looks like trouble's found her whether she wants it or not. Teaming up with the spooky Spirit of Chicago, she aims to take down the dealers, the mobsters, the kingpin, and The Company. The only thing that might be difficult is doing it all without falling in love...

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

SFR Brigade Summer Cafe - Weird Science Serves Up The Dish On Superpowers

Welcome to the SFR Brigade Summer Cafe! 

For those who aren't familiar with the SFR Brigade it is the home of some of the best science fiction romance authors on the planet. If you love your sci-fi to have more than stone faced machines shooting weird aliens you'll want to check out the SFR Brigade Library. The books are all wonderful, and because you're already here, you can enter to win some of the titles during the Summer Cafe Giveaway.

Sound fun? Great! Than let's get going. I was asked to blog about weird science because I write about superheroes and they are about as weird as science comes.

No, I take that back, all science is weird.

Science is really frikkin weird. Especially if you don't understand it. Even if you study science for decades of your life there's new, cool things being discovered every day.

Science is actually a little bit magical.

How do lights work? Well... electricity, right? We all know the basic answer, but hand a person a pile of sand and some copper wires and ask them to build a light bulb and they'll think your nuts. Most people don't think they do science, not outside the classroom. In actuality most of us do at least one form of science every day: COOKING.

Cooking is the perfect alchemy of magic and science. It's where faith and chemistry collide. Getting that souffle to rise. Keeping the cheesecake from morning. Make the perfect chocolate chip cookies... these are all the fine arts of science. You could spend a lifetime mastering these skills, or you could cheat and use the replicator from Star Trek.

What do you think? Are you old school cook-it-from-scratch or are you ready for your tech to cook you breakfast? Leave your answer in the comments and one lucky winner will be picked to receive a copy of any ebook title I have. If you have all my books the winner may pick a title by another SFR Brigade author. The winner will be picked Friday afternoon Alaska time.

Be sure to stop by the other blogs for chances to meet new authors and win more fabulous prizes!

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Thursday, May 14, 2015

Printing Heroes and Villains... (a very parenthetical post)

... okay, let's clear up a few things before anyone has a panic attack.

1) The Heroes and Villains series is not getting renamed.

2) The Heroes and Villains books are coming out in print.

3) Even Villains Fall In Love is still too dern short! Novellas don't look like real books to me. I don't like them in print! They're too small! And EVFIL is the shortest of the series right now because I wrote it (originally) to go in an anthology (it didn't make the anthology obviously).

4) There are requests for Even Villains Fall In Love to be in print, so we need to compromise...


Right now my plan is to get the books up and then create print editions. The ebooks will retail for 99cents USD (EVFIL) and $2.99 for the longer books. The print will cost $5.99- $8.99 (and $5.99 is at price so pennies for profit). This will all be out by the end of May (cover artist willing).

That's all nice and lovely, but it won't get a thick spine on the Heroes and Villains books.

To achieve that goal I'm working with the cover artist who did the covers for Books 2 and 3, Victoria Miller, and she is going to make a collection cover for all three books. All three stories, one book, for a total of about 400 pages of villainish fun. The collection will be available as print and ebook. Both formats will be priced so that buying the collection will be slightly cheaper than buying the individual books.

For those who have the original Breathless Press prints, hang onto to those, they'll be collector's items if I ever become a big name author. I think there's maybe ten print copies of each book running loose in the world with the BP logo on them, and in twenty years you can auction them off to fund your retirement.

Plotting world domination of the book universe aside, there is one MAJOR problem standing between this book and your shelf: I don't have a title. 

Heroes and Villains is out for a variety of reasons (DC and Marvel). EVEN VILLAINS________ seems like the most logical choice, but I haven't picked anything yet. So, hit me up with your suggestions in the comment box. If I pick your title you'll be listed next to the editor and cover artist as a contributing talent to the book and I'll send you an autographed copy.

Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Angela is back in Hollywood!

Angela Smith, math teacher extraordinaire, and part-time rogue superhero Rage is back in business! EVEN VILLAINS GO TO THE MOVIES is available again in e-book format.

Sadly, the reviews everyone left did not migrate over with the new edition. For the next few weeks anyone who leaves a review of MOVIES on a public forum (Amazon, B&N, Kobo, ect) can send me a link to the review and receive a free copy of one of the other books in the series.


RULES
- Honest reviews only. If you think my book sucks, say so.
- Old links don't count, the review must be dated after May 13th, 2015.
- Send the link to liana.brooks1 at gmail. Spam and viruses don't get books.

Monday, May 11, 2015

Heroes and Villains Update

As you know, May 1st Breathless Press closed their doors with many tears and much heartbreak. Rights to the works were returned to the authors and those who wanted to bought back their cover art.

Funny story: the original cover art for EVEN VILLAINS FALL IN LOVE is missing. At this point we think Doctor Charm might have sent the minions to retrieve the files, but he's not admitting anything. Which means we're left with the awkward situation of not having cover art for the book. At least, not having cover art without the Breathless Press imprint marks on it.

The solution is to get a new cover. Victoria Miller was the artist for INTERNS and MOVIES and I love her work. She's doing the new EVFIL cover and the first draft should be in my inbox sometime next week. Exciting!

Print editions will follow, and eventually a print collection with the first three books in the series. Book 4 is still untitled and slated for release winter 2015/2016. I have to work the edits in around the release schedule of JANE'S SHADOW which comes out in November.

If you have any questions, hit me with them in the comments section. Otherwise, have a fantastic day and go enjoy a book!

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

A Return To Normal (Almost)

It feels like the past few weeks have been about nothing but THE DAY BEFORE. It's a lovely book and all, but I feel that doing any more promotion for it on the blog will make my head implode. The book's out there. It's on tour. Right now I'm taking the zen approach that THE DAY BEFORE will find the people who need a book like it in their lives.

Really, the book is done. I can't edit it anymore. I can't take it off the shelves and bring that one character who you loved back to life. It's out of my hands. Let's move on.

Through all this chaos with the Jane Doe series I realize my Heroes & Villains fans have all been super supportive even though their favorite series is down for the count. The books are scheduled to be reformatted next week and on schedule to be back up by mid-May. For now though, there's no pretty villain stories for you. So, just for fun, I'm posting the opening pages of Heroes & Villains 4 for your amusement. Enjoy!



Read the open pages below the break.

Sunday, April 26, 2015

Aftermath



Yes, I'm totally stealing Dresden Files titles for blog posts now. Jim Butcher is one smart cookie!

The buy links for the Heroes and Villains series are officially down. They are being reformatted and will be available for sale again in a few weeks. Thank you for your support as the villains transition to their new home.

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Q&A: What If My Book Vanishes?

~ From the Email Inbox ~


Question: When these books become no longer available on Kindle, what does that mean for those of us who have bought them there? I've heard rumors of things disappearing off people's Kindles and am wondering as to the truth of them.
- A Worried Reader


Dear Worried Reader,

There is a persistent rumor that an ebook listed as Out Of Print and taken off the sales website will vanish from the e-reader. I've never had that happen, but I don't know if that means nothing I've bought has ever gone out of print, or if I don't sync my e-reader enough.

If you've bought one of my Breathless Press titles and you find it disappears during the next few weeks, email me. I'll send you a new copy for your permanent files. 

If you have access to a laptop or desktop computer there were ways of downloading your purchased ebooks to save. A quick Google search will give you instructions on how to save kindle files to a hard drive, and me some plausible deniability should such an action be illegal in the place where you keep commit this act of saving your rightfully purchased books. For the slightly more advanced computer aficionado you can also find ways to strip ebooks of DRM and side load Kindle purchases onto Nooks and vice versa. Which, again, might be illegal in some countries so check your laws and your conscience before reading a DRM-stripped book.

Remember: pay the author for the book. Purchase everything from a site that gives royalties to the authors. Praise is lovely but it won't pay the rent. Put money in the author's pocket because dead author's tell no tales. M'kay?

Being anti-DRM does not make me pro-starving author, pro-pirate, or pro-theft. :)



If you have questions my inbox is always open.
- Liana

Monday, April 20, 2015

Changes

"Breathless Press has decided to close it's doors after a long year of declining sales. The decision came after a week long process of looking at options to keep the company open. Rather than leaving the authors high and dry, the company decided that the best option was to close before financial hardship hit them like so many other small presses. For those who are supporters, we thank you for your continued support."

This is never the news an author wants to read.

Like many small businesses around the nation the small presses were hit hard by the recession. Sales slowed for ebooks. As more books flooded the market it became harder to gain the attention of readers. According to the BBC only 11.5% of authors are able to earn a living from writing alone, and 5% of the world's authors take 42% of the profit earned. That's the death knell for small presses.

I'm not surprised Breathless Press is closing their doors. On the contrary, I'm impressed we hung on this long. Small presses have been drying up. Doors are closing across the English speaking world, and I've seen more than one author lose their press to this economic depression.

Breathless Press made the choice to close their doors before they went into the red. It's a good choice. It means everyone gets paid.

This means that as of May 1st the Heroes and Villains books will no longer be available for sale from Breathless Press. I will be taking the rights to the books, evaluating the market, and then re-releasing them. I'm still undecided about how to handle this, but I will keep you updated.

This also means that any future Heroes and Villains books will most likely be self-published. I'll do everything in my power to retain the quality of the books and either hire the cover artist who worked on the books for Breathless Press or someone who can imitate her style (should she be unavailable).

In many ways I'm very lucky. I've been a hybrid author from the start and I never built my career around the idea of only having one press publish my work. This is a bump in the road, but my major concern is for the editors, artists, and other people who ran Breathless Press. If you know of someone who needs an editor or cover artist, I have some names to share with you.

I will keep you posted on what's happening. For those who are avid readers of the Heroes and Villains series I promise you that Book 4 is in the works. It's taken a back seat to JANE'S SHADOW since the move, but it's there, it will be written, it will be published in some form or another this winter. Whether I serialize it on the blog or self-pub or find another publisher, I won't leave the series hanging.


Saturday, April 18, 2015

Superhero Week is Coming!



Superhero Week! 
Presented by Vaguely Circular

April 26-May 2 will be marked by a celebration of super proportions. Vaguely Circular, a collaborative blog for new and aspiring writers and creators, is hosting seven days of contests, giveaways, interviews, guest posts, and more.

Enjoy conversations with authors such as R.J. Ross and Liana Brooks as they explore the nooks and crannies of superhero fiction. Enter the Flash Fiction contest and get a personal critique of your own super-powered works.

Be sure to come by Saturday and witness the epic Marvel Celebration in recognition of the release of Avengers: Age of Ultron. Participate in Free Comic Book Day on Sunday with free prizes for everyone!



SCHEDULE
Sunday April 26–Kickoff with R.J.Ross (interview and giveaway)

Monday April 27–Why the World Needs Superheroes

Tuesday April 28–Even Villains Need Authors (interview and giveaway with Liana Brooks)

Wednesday April 29–TBA

Thursday April 30–Ian Healy Crashes the Party (guest post and giveaway)

Friday May 1–Marvel Celebration Day!

Saturday May 2–Free Comic Book Day and Flash Fiction Winners!





Visit vaguelycircular.com/superheroweek for more information.



Thursday, March 19, 2015

You Need More Superheroes In Your Life


I found this awesome video on FaceBook and had to share. Everyone needs more superheroes in their life.

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Reminder! Enter to win a signed copy of EVEN VILLAINS HAVE INTERNS!



Goodreads Book Giveaway

Even Villains Have Interns by Liana Brooks

Even Villains Have Interns

by Liana Brooks

Giveaway ends March 16, 2015.
See the giveaway details at Goodreads.
Enter to win

Hopefully you've already had a chance to read Even Villains Have Interns, and if you have that's awesome! This contest is for an autographed print edition. Something shiny and beautiful to put on your shelf so you can brag about knowing the author.

If you haven't read Even Villains Have Interns, well, here's your chance to win on for free! Free book! All you have to do is click a few times. That's not hard. If by some fluke of bad luck you don't win then at least you'll have the book marked on your Want To Read list for some future day when you have a couple bucks burning a hole in your pocket.

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Bootleggers, drug dealers, crooked cops, and dirty politicians... Chicago has always had a reputation for indulging in the finer vices of life. That’s why Doctor Charm’s favorite daughter found America’s Second City so appealing; criminals are never boring. As second in command for the powerful Subrosa Security group, Delilah Samson finds opportunities to use her superpowers at every turn. Whether it’s stealing a priceless French painting from a mobster or stopping a drug deal, she’s game.

In fact, the only thing she doesn’t care for is Chicago’s favorite native son, Deputy Mayor Alan Adale, the man who made Lucifer jealous. Sinfully handsome, or possibly just sinful, Adale has been pursuing Delilah since she first arrived, and she’s been dodging.

When she finds ties between the new kingpin in town and a drug The Company wants to buy so they can create more superheroes, Delilah takes the gloves off. Teaming up with the spooky Spirit of Chicago, she aims to take down the dealers, the mobsters, the kingpin, and The Company. All without falling in love with the one man capable of capturing her heart.

Monday, March 9, 2015

Where Mother Gothel Went Wrong: a tutorial for future villains

Mother Gothel and Rapunzel from the Disney movie Tangled. 
The Disney movie TANGLED came out in 2010 and at this point I feel it's fair to say Mother Gothel is the dumbest villain ever added to the villain pantheon. Not the bumblingest or the silliest or even the least frightening, just the stupidest villain with the least sense of how to plan an evil caper. Let's break down Mother Gothel's mistakes and see if we can't learn something from them...

Mistake #1: Keeping Her Powers Secret
- Excuse me? You have the power to heal every ailment including the power to repel death and you hid the source of power under a basket? No. You don't. A smart villain would turn that into a lucrative venture. Mother Gothel could have set herself up as immortal goddess and ruled the world.

Mistake #2: Not Healing The Queen
- So, for whatever reason, Mother Gothel didn't want to be in charge. Maybe she felt that being an immortal goddess was too hard, maybe she just was a very private person, she should have still healed the queen. One magical healing for the queen and Mother Gothel would have had anything she wanted until that dynasty came crashing down.
-- This is also why the Disney version doesn't make much sense. In the original Rapunzel the pregnant woman craved greens (rapunzel is a kind of lettuce - Valerianella locusta) and the witch takes the child in exchange. In the original you can almost pretend the witch loves Rapunzel because her parents gave her away (not unheard of in history modern or ancient).

Mistake #3: Not Changing Rapunzel's Birthday
- If you kidnap a kid there are a few things you should do right away: change their name, change their appearance, change where they live, and forge new documents for them. If you kidnap an infant princess why wouldn't you change her birthday? She was a small baby, lie. Tell the kid the wrong birthday. Celebrate the wrong birthday. Under no circumstances do you tell them their birthday is the same as the missing heiress who also happens to be the only fair-haired person in the kingdom!

Mistake #4: Not Lying About The Lights
- Imagine this exchange.
Little Rapunzel: Why are there lantern lights?
Mother Gothel: During the Festival of Lights everyone makes a wish and releases the wish with a lantern.
LR: How fun!
MG: Should we make our own lantern? 
One little lie and Mother Gothel's magic source of life wouldn't be curious any more. It'd be a fun tradition and Rapunzel wouldn't want to leave the tower because she wouldn't be curious.

Mistake #5: Not Taking Rapunzel Out Of The Tower
- The idea that someone might steal Rapunzel for her magic hair isn't that far-fetched. Even a common pick-pocket could see the retail value in someone like Rapunzel. Still, if Mother Gothel had been smart she would have allowed Rapunzel some social time. Hair dye, a quick braid, and the injunction to not use her magic in public would have been enough to get Rapunzel out of the tower and make her thankful for the sanctuary Mother Gothel provided.

Mistake #6: Not Making Villains Of The Parents
- This is simple Villain 101. When you capture someone from the opposing team you always, ALWAYS, try to turn them against the other people. When you kidnap a child you tell them their parents hated them, that they aren't loved, that the captor really does love them more. You tell the soldier their unit abandoned them and left them to die. You tell the evil henchmen that their overlord set them up to take the rap for their heinous crime. Mother Gothel had 18 years to poison Rapunzel's mind with lies about the kingdom where her parents ruled and never once thought to try a little basic psychology. It's disappointing really.



Mother Gothel's mistakes caught up with her. Too many wrong moves and you end up dead. A weak villain makes for a weak plot that no amount of funny songs can make up for.

When plotting your own villains make sure you aren't dumbing them down to make them easier to write. Mother Gothel was a thoughtless, one-dimensional villain who relied on cruelty and the heroine's stupidity to survive. That won't get you far. Write a smart villain and then write a smarter hero.

Friday, January 16, 2015

Happy Book Birthday To EVEN VILLAINS HAVE INTERNS!

One spotlight book... My own EVEN VILLAINS HAVE INTERNS, Book 3 of the Heroes and Villains series. This book has been a long time coming. Too long for most of you. I hope you'll it was worth the wait. 

Bootleggers, drug dealers, crooked cops, and dirty politicians... Chicago has always had a reputation for indulging in the finer vices of life. That’s why Doctor Charm’s favorite daughter found America’s Second City so appealing, criminals are never boring. As second in command for the powerful Subrosa Security group, Delilah Samson finds opportunities to use her superpowers at every turn. Whether it’s stealing a priceless French painting from a mobster or stopping a drug deal, she’s game.

In fact, the only thing she doesn’t care for is Chicago’s favorite native son, Deputy Mayor Alan Adale, the man who made Lucifer jealous. Sinfully handsome, or possibly just sinful, Adale has been pursuing Delilah since she first arrived, and she’s been dodging.


When she finds ties between the new kingpin in town and a drug The Company wants to buy so they can create more superheroes, Delilah takes the gloves off. Teaming up with the spooky Spirit of Chicago, she aims to take down the dealers, the mobsters, the kingpin, and The Company. All without falling in love with the one man capable of capturing her heart.


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Excerpt EVEN VILLAINS HAVE INTERNS

Snow crunched under Delilah's boot as she stepped out of the cab on East Jackson Drive. "Park down by the university," she told Freddie as a voice on the police radio confirmed an ambulance was en route to collect the final remains of Mayor Arámbula.

Buckingham fountain was beautiful, even late on a winter night. Past the skeletal trees, golden lights illuminated the sparkling water—the strobe of blue and red from the waiting squad cars rather ruined the romantic affect.

The cab pulled away. Delilah walked through the fresh-fallen snow, drifting across the icy sidewalk with the calm demeanor of someone exactly where they belonged.

At the edge of the square, one of the officers noticed her. "Ma'am, can I help you?" he said stiffly, shining a flashlight at her face.

"No."

He squinted, trying to make out her face under the black top hat she wore. "Did you hear anything? See anything?"

"I didn't." She watched as the ambulance pulled up and paramedics hurried to the body. They lifted the dead mayor onto a stretcher and a scrap of paper fell out of his pocket. The wind caught it, lifting the paper up out of the snow and blowing it toward her.

"Hey!" one of the officers shouted. "Somebody grab that! Gelphi! Catch that!"

Delilah snatched the paper out of the air with a gloved hand. "Here," she held it out to the policeman she assumed was Officer Gelphi. Three barely legible words scrawled across the paper: Kalydon - 77 Wacker.

"Thank you." Gelphi took the paper back with obvious hesitation. "Ma'am, I'm going to ask you to move along. This is a crime scene."

"Of course." News vans were already parking on Lakeshore Drive and she didn't need to be on camera. "Have a good evening." Pivoting on her heel, Delilah strolled back along the snowy streets until her nose was numb. Seventy-seven Wacker was an office building that had been on the market for several months. It wasn't somewhere the mayor would have gone for a party, but a black market business deal? That sounded plausible.

A warm breeze alerted her to company. "Fancy meeting you here," The Spirit of Chicago said.
Delilah stopped, watching him from the corner of her eye. "How did you hear about this?"

"I have friends at the police department. You?"

She shrugged. "I know all the good gossips." She turned to face him, or as much as there was of him. The festively lit streets twinkled through his gossamer body. "Where were you tonight, superhero?"

"Where were you, do-gooder super villain?"

With a grimace, she shrugged again. "Busy. I have an airtight alibi. Over a hundred people saw me flirting with a handsome man tonight. We didn't get as far as drinks. Disappointing, overall. Your turn."

"I was trying to attract the attention of devastatingly beautiful woman."

Delilah almost laughed. "Oh? How'd that work out for you?"

"She looked right through me."


They turned side by side to watch the paramedics cover the late mayor's body. A chill that had nothing to do with the temperature and everything to do with the muted pallor of death wound its way up her spine, leaving her feeling isolated and angry.