Where Biology Really Comes From

Fantasy Writer: Check out my cool creatures!

Proto-Scientist: Awesome! How does it work?

Fantasy Writer: o.O Work what do you mean work?

Proto-Scientist: Well, why does it eat this instead of that?

Fantasy Writer: Who cares? It looks cool!

Proto-Scientist: Yeah, but why does it look cool?

Fantasy Writer: Because it's sparkly green! Duh!

Proto-Scientist: And this is good because?

Fantasy Writer: Because it's green and sparkly! There isn't a reason. It just is.

Proto-Scientist: There should be a reason.

Fantasy Writer: You are so weird.

Proto-Scientist: *sigh*