A little more from the villain's diary....Someday I know the kids are going to ask for the story about How I Met Their Mother. Every kid asks, it’s a rite of passage like losing a tooth or learning to ride a bike. I just don’t know how to tell them without losing their respect. The truth is, Tabitha broke into my lab and kicked me and my minions clear into the next time zone. She has sonic speed and the ability to fly, but really did me in was the skin-tight white bodysuit and the bustier on the edge of wardrobe malfunction. Any man who can think straight when confronted by that must have a wonderful boyfriend at home because I’ve seen drag queens hand in their Prada kitten heels for a shot at Tabitha.
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OMG!! How I absolutely LOVE this villain! The way he spins his thoughts are very insightful! Can't wait for this to be done so I can read from beginning to end. ;)
ReplyDeleteI love this! I want to read more!
ReplyDeleteThis is great! Love his attitute!
ReplyDeleteOMG that boyfriend at home line made me snarf! Great!
ReplyDeleteFantastic. This was awesome. You really get a great view of how hot his wife is.I can so see him staring while she kicks his ass.
ReplyDeleteLove the bustier on the verge of a malfunction.
I need this book on my ereader so I can savor this villain who I think is deep in love with his wife (and in deep denial). Great six!
ReplyDeleteLove every word, and completely hooked. I love to be spending sunday reading more from the pov of this guy.
ReplyDeleteThis is going to be the villain I love to..well love. He's got a super great voice. I want more!
ReplyDeleteSuch a fun snippet! Loved it, especially the last line.
ReplyDeleteOh wow, I love this! I want to read a LOT more.
ReplyDeleteexcellent - all the way around
ReplyDeletelol "...edge of wardrobe malfunction..." Awesome!
ReplyDeleteGreat voice!
ReplyDeleteVillian? Sorry, you had to have made a mistake. Any man who can think that last line is one I want to know!
ReplyDeleteI'm loving what I'm seeing from this book. I can't wait to read it.
ReplyDeleteHow wonderful to get such vivid descriptions -- from the villain's diary! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteLove it! Such a fun and intriguing snippet. Great photo by the way. :)
ReplyDeleteLove his voice and attitude, the whole setup really.
ReplyDeleteA guy with minions meets a gal who can fly at sonic speed and what he remembers is her white bodysuit? Men! They're all alike. LOL.
ReplyDeleteCara,
ReplyDeleteFlying at sonic speed is nothing when compared to a perfectly filled out white bodysuit. I don't blame the villain for remembering the more important things in life.
Love the six, but I guess yo already know that.
Jayel - Good and evil is never black and white. He thinks he's a super villain. And he's not above a little mind control to get a date.
ReplyDeleteLaura Kaye- If you're laughing I wrote it right!
Oh that was great, love the last line!
ReplyDeleteThis has such perfect lines!
ReplyDeleteI want more of this guy's POV - he's terribly snarky, clever, and amusing.
ReplyDeleteLOVE This. Love.
ReplyDeleteLove the attitude in this! Wow!
ReplyDelete"hand in their Prada kitten heels..." LOL!! Great line. Very witty. :)
ReplyDeleteLove his voice, his description of his wife is really well done - a real guy's point of view! Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteLove the voice. If the rest of the novel even close to the fun factor of these snippets, you've got a winner on your hands.
ReplyDeletelol! Amazing, and very funny. :-D
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