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Sunday, November 30, 2008



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I would have scored higher if I could run faster and owned guns. Shucks.

My father's hint (via phone): Don't walk backwards while the scary music is playing.

I could survive for 1 minute, 9 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

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I blame Janet Reid for all this distracting insanity.


  1. 47%. Man, that's what I get for wanting to save loved one....

  2. *snickers*

    Look, if he's already a zombie, just shoot him and cash in the life insurance...

  3. Eh, 29%. If Merc ever tries taking over the world, I'm toast. Unless I can learn to hypnotize the zombies...
    And let's just say it's a good thing those hungry dinos are extinct...

  4. I would survive 35 seconds with the velociraptor. Lucky beast.

    I won't even try the zombie one.

  5. I got 86% and 1min 38secs...

    But I don't think the test is fair. It doesn't take into account that I own an array of spears and swords (all of which I've trained with) and various forms of armor.

    I also know how to make bombs out of potatoes and flame throwers out of pvc piping. But there's no chemistry questions anywhere.

    Surely those are worthwhile skills against a horde of teeth and nails.

    (Merc, I've been training against your vile but inevitable rule)

  6. I got 75% on the zombie too.

    1 minute, 28 seconds with the raptor.