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Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Who's Your Fictional Date?

You know all those birth date memes that tell you you'll be stabbing zombies with the thing to the left of you in an alley named after your shirt color? Yes, they get trite don't they? Especially the book ones. Obviously the target meme audience is under 25 because all the book "heroes" are YA male leads who may or may not be heroic depending on how melancholy you like your men.

So I fixed it for you!

Now you can enter your birth date (but not year because I figure you're old enough to date who you like) and you can find your perfect date for Saturday night! Worse case scenario, you don't know who these people are and you've just found your weekend read! It's a win-win scenario!


Birth Date
1-5: Kiss
6-11: Go out for ice cream with
12-17: Save the world with.
18-31: Watch a movie with (and then maybe have fun after).

Birth Month (for those who like boys)
January - Jason Wander (Orphanage) 
February - Harry Potter (Harry Potter series)
March - Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief)
April - Harry Dresden (Storm Front)
May - Ari Roseelin-Metadi (Price of the Stars) 
June - Drizzt Do'urden (Homeland, Sojourn, Exile)
July - Faramir (Return of the King)
August - Brandon Kel-Paton (Games of Command)
September - Captain Wentworth (Persuasion)
October - F'lar (Dragon Rider)
November - Aragorn (Lord of the Rings)
December - Jon Snow (Game of Thrones)

Birth Month (for those who like girls)
January- Ygritte (Game of Thrones)
February - Lessa (Dragon Rider)
March - Rowan (Rowan by Anne McCaffery)
April - Beka Rosellin-Metadi (Price of the Stars_
May - Eowyn (Two Towers)
June - Arilyn Moonblade (Elfshadow)
July - Annabeth Chase (Percy Jackson series)
August - Kate Daniels (Magic Bites) 
September - Kaylin (Chronicles of Elantra)
October - Anne Elliot (Persuasion)
November - Captain Tanya Desjani (The Lost Fleet)
December - Amaranthe Lokdon (The Emperor's Edge) 

3 comments:

  1. I never get anything good in these memes. There was one that was all Avengers-based. I ended up as the daughter of Captain America. Curse my December birth month.

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    1. Jon Snow's not a bad looking guy...

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  2. I'm saving the world with Amaranthe. That reminds me. I need to read the rest of that series.

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