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Tuesday, July 27, 2010

What Not To Do When Settling a New Planet

What Not To Do When Settling a New Planet
1. Assume any indigenous species will welcome your arrival with open arms. Feel free to steal their land, they don't mind. Honest.

2. Explore the planet as a taste-testing party. After all, if the natives eat it than it must be healthy!

3. Go swimming... seriously? JAWS!!!

4. Fail to activate a defensive perimeter because you come in peace.

5. Buy the cheap terraforming kit because a few earthquakes never hurt anyone.
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2 comments:

  1. Tara MayaJuly 28, 2010 at 2:28 PM

    I can't believe it when an exploratory team starts eating something on a new planet. Srsly? Are you two?

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  2. Liana BrooksJuly 28, 2010 at 3:11 PM

    LOL! I've often wondered. The brave explorer sees a strange leaf... and puts it in his mouth...

    o.0

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