1. Assume any indigenous species will welcome your arrival with open arms. Feel free to steal their land, they don't mind. Honest.
2. Explore the planet as a taste-testing party. After all, if the natives eat it than it must be healthy!
3. Go swimming... seriously? JAWS!!!
4. Fail to activate a defensive perimeter because you come in peace.
5. Buy the cheap terraforming kit because a few earthquakes never hurt anyone.
I can't believe it when an exploratory team starts eating something on a new planet. Srsly? Are you two?
ReplyDeleteLOL! I've often wondered. The brave explorer sees a strange leaf... and puts it in his mouth...
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